Having a baby is stressful (and don't forget painful, ouch!).  You need your partner to be supportive during your labor and delivery.  But what if he's not?  Here are 15 of the worst things your partner can say during your delivery:

15.  Yeeaaah, I'm having second thoughts about this whole "having a kid" thing.

14.  BARF!  This is so freaking GROSS!  Ewwww, yuck.  For the love of God, how can I ever have sex with you ever again?!

13.  God, I'm so glad you're not going to be fat anymore!  That whole "more to love" thing is so overrated.

12.  Hey, honey.  I'll be back in a little bit, mmkay?  My wife needs me to pick her up some milk from the grocery store.



11.  Oh man, is my back sore!  I think I need a massage. 

10.  I hope this baby's not ugly like our last kid.  That was totally your side of the family, by the way.

09.  Bitch, bitch, bitch.  We get it, drama queen.  It hurts to have babies.  Move on.

08.  Will that thing go back to normal size?  'Cuz I'd like to hit that later.

07.  Oh my God, I see blood!  Is that normal?  Is my wife gonna die?!  She's gonna die, isn't she?! I can't be a single parent!!!

06.  SOMEbody's going to have to put a lot of money in the swear jar when she gets home.

05.  Honey, could we speed this along?  The Eagles are on in 15 minutes.

04.  My mom didn't use an epidural.  And I was 10 lbs.  I'm just sayin...'

03.  I'm not gonna lie.  I find this strangely arousing.

02.  [Nothing. He just grabs the nurse's boobs.]

01.  Beth, this is my new girlfriend, Tina.  Tina, this is Beth.  And pretty soon you'll get to meet little Timmy, too!