Can you believe it's already halfway through September?  Halloween is just around the corner, which means that costume-shopping is in full swing.  And while checking out costumes online, we got an eyeful of some of the strangest costumes for toddlers and babies we've ever seen.  Here are the 15 weirdest.

15.  Whoopie Cushion

Should we really dress our child in a costume that encourages flatulent noises?

14.   The Travelocity Gnome

Shilling for corporations at 2?  My, how advanced he is!  He'll be working for the GOP in no time!

13.  Showgirl

Why don't you just stick the nipple-tassel T-shirt on her, buy her the pole dancing doll, and call it a day?

12.  Turkey on a Plate

Dressing your baby as a cooked turkey this disturbingly close to Thanksgiving is just asking for trouble.

11.  Bag of Money

For your future little Gordon Gecko...

10.Dr. Spock

Why don't you just beat your kid up yourself?  I mean, I understand; you're a nerd.  But at least give your kid a chance to be cool, jeez.

9.  Cheerios Box

I get it; there's a recession.  But you can at least try.

8.  Darth Vader

Dressing up your toddler as the most evil man in the galaxy?  Cute.

7.  Oompa Loompa

Oompa, loompa, doopity doo.  We have another puzzle for you.  Why would you dress your kid up as one of the creepiest movie characters of all time?  Look at this poor little girl.  She's about to burst into tears, not into songs.  "I don't like the look of it," indeed.

6.  Michael Jackson

Costuming your child as a man accused of being a pedophile?  Nooooot the best taste.

5.  Air Freshener

A car air freshener?  A car air freshener?  It's a costume of a cardboard tree that people throw away after a month.  Is there anything cute about this?  Cool?  Interesting?  No!  And worst of all, the poor baby doesn't even get to have any arms!

4.  Alien Bursting

Hey, I like the Alien movies as much as the next geek, but even in jest, having a projectile burst forth from your baby's chest is just so very wrong.  In so many ways.

3.  Ax Head

You know what's way funnier than an alien through the chest?  An ax in the head.

2.  Pimp

You know that there's some idiot parent out there who thinks dressing up a baby as a pimp, a man paid to illegally sell females for sex, a man who often assaults women and sells drugs, is HILARIOUS.  I, on the other hand, am absolutely disgusted.

1.  Hitler

There are some kids who are just screwed from the get-go because of lousy parenting.  They are going to be on the therapist's couch for years... and that's if they're lucky.  This poor baby Hitler is one of these kids.

I just... there are no words.  It's a toddler dressed as Hitler.  Try explaining that to your first girlfriend when she asks to see your baby pictures.