Attention, husbands and boyfriends!  We're spilling the secrets on what will make you absolutely irresistable to your lady friends.  Just don't blame us when you've become a living Axe advertisement.

Here are the top 5 things a man can do to please a woman:

5.  Scrub the Bathroom

Oh, I just love how your biceps bulge as you scrub, scrub, SCRUB that dirty tub.  And the way you plunge that toilet?  Ooh, is it steamy in here from the water or from how hot you are?

 

4.  Clean the Gutters

Oh, those gutters are filthy, aren't they?  Soooo filthy!  Well, I guess you'll just have to go clean them, won't you lovah?



3.  Throw Out Your Old Crap

Take off your clothes... from the hangers, and throw them in the Donate pile.  That's right.  First your old high school football T.  Yeah, that's nice!  Now the too-small khakis.  Mmmm, and finally your underwear, ripped ever-so-hugely at the waistband.  Oh, baby, mama like!

2.  Laundry

Oh, help me, please, my big, strong man!  I just can't carry this heavy basket of laundry, for I am but a wee little girl.  Oh, you're so strong!  So, manly!  So SEXY!  Now, if you could just load them in the washer...

1.  Do the Dishes

Time to get all soaped up and take a dip into some hot water.  Sound good?  Yeah?  Now take some Dawn and this spaghetti pot...