Kiss, the most sell-out of sell-out bands (they have a Kiss coffin, for Pete's sake!) have now signed a deal to develop a kids' television show in Canada.  Apparently, the Kiss Army needed new recruits to purchase the multitude of Kiss T-shirts, lithographs, gold records, posters, earrings, diaper bags, Mr. Potato Heads, footballs, pool sticks, coins, and... Demon Ducks? 

The show, which will be a half-hour comedy program, will:

"help introduce the group's iconic personas to a new generation and continue the band's relentless marketing efforts. 

'KISS continues to be the juggernaut of licensing and merchandising, from KISS M&M's to KISS Dr Pepper,' [Band member Gene] Simmons said in a statement. 'KISS is a band, but also the only music brand. Continuing in our 35 year history of going where no band has gone before, we are proud to partner with E1. Like all things KISS, we intend to make this a very special show for our fans.'

And we thought it couldn't get any better than A&E's Family Jewels.  Oh wait, everything is better than that show.

So, would you let your kids watch the half-hour commercial, erm, show?