Dear Michelle,



Hi, it's Francine... your vagina.  It seems sort of silly to introduce myself since we are so close.  Or at least I thought we were, but then I had to go and read on the Internet that you are having yet another kid.  That’s right, I read the Internet.  I have to do something when you’re breastfeeding 42 kids.



OK, that was a little harsh.  But I’m a tad upset.  I mean, 19 kids?  19?!  It seems like every time I finish pushing out one kid, another is lined up.  Is your uterus a baseball dugout?



Let me get real with you here, Michelle.  There’s simply no way you can give each of those kids the personal attention he needs.  You’re too busy making and popping out kids to pay attention to the ones who aren’t currently latching.  And using your older children as surrogate parents is a recipe for immature behavior down the road.  You’re robbing them of their childhoods by making them mini mommies and daddies.



Of course, some people hold you up like a goddess simply because you can procreate.  You know, Michelle, earthworms can procreate.  You don’t see them getting their own TV show.



Quite frankly, I blame Octomom on you.



And what about me?!  Do you know that people on the Web call me a clown car?  A clown car, for pete’s sake!  I’ve become a laughingstock because of your addiction to pregnancy!



Please, Michelle, I beg of you; stop having babies.  I know it’s tempting to go to 20, but maybe you should just focus on the kids you already have.  Mmmmkay?



By the way, while I have your attention, I think it’s time for a new hair style.  You look like a member of Mr. Big.



Sincerely,



Francine (your vagina)



P.S.  I give up.




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michael
10 months ago
can you come to my school on 58 13th street bangor maine 04401 in the usa for lunch. please bring your kids and jimbobduggar?.
 
lovesoctober
1 years ago
Fairy: You're incorrect. They have invested in property and receive rent that meets their needs. You seem very judgmental. I found the "Francine" letter tacky and offensive. No, I dont' agree with everything the Duggars do, but I'm also not someone who believes in bashing other moms. We mothers have enough to deal with without become catty stereotypes who trash each others. You have every right to write whatever you want, but with so much negativity in the world, why add to it? Live and let live.
 
ganell
1 years ago
All I can say is at least they aren't on welfare
 
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2 yearss ago
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fuzzynavel
2 yearss ago
Maybe "Francine" needs to grow some teeth as a defense mechanism against Daddy Duggar. LOL.
 
Karissa
2 yearss ago
All I'm going to say is that I doubt Michelle (or the 19, going on 20 children she has) would ever write something so hurtful about anyone else -- or their vagina. Have you seen how they conduct themselves? They're classy, civilized, respectful people. Granted, we're entitled to our opinions, and don't think I don't have my own issues with their situation. But most mature adults, especially ones with "strong opinions", like you replied to someone else's comment, convey those opinions with legitimate reasons to disagree. They don't make a mockery out of a woman raising her (however many--the number is irrelevent) children with her husband, not reliant on welfare or other government assistance. Or I'm sorry, they don't make a mockery out of said woman's birth canal. This says more about your character than it does her... or her vagina.
 
AKagaoan
2 yearss ago
That is tooooo funny!!!! And Francine I think you make a good point about the children not getting enough attention. And talk about name confusion! I'm sure they get mixed up all of the time. My dad has 9 kids and only 3 of us are girls...he mixes us up all the time, and I'm much older may I add. I remember when he told me they were having twins, the last of the 9, I cried my eyes out! I definitely felt the lack of attention, and I'm sure those kids do too. Now that I'm older I love my big family but it was tough growing up.
 
grandmom
2 yearss ago
The children of the duggars are proof there doing somthing right.
 
mrschubby69
2 yearss ago
Christine, I am new here, but signed up since I read your post. I'll say, after reviewing a few of your other posts, I don't find you very funny. Regarding your vagina letter….Would you post a similar letter about a semi-famous homosexual's rectum? Anything you'd like to say about "Little People, Big World"? You probably think they shouldn't have reproduced at all. You remind me of a character from "Mean Girls". -Very immature and catty. Unlike Octomom, Mrs. Duggar wasn't on welfare and choosing to have 8 fatherless children at once. The Duggars were doing fine raising their children before their show aired. They have children that are responsible, not to mention respectful -and I would feel so accomplished if my 4 children were as family-functional as theirs are. God's plan was for "his children" to go forth and multiply, and being a faithful couple, they have done that. I feel you are attacking their commitment and obedience to God, and their faith. (BTW- I am currently a non-church-goer, although I have gone in the past.) What you are doing could be called religious harassment. Poor taste, definately… If they were hurting or neglecting anyone, I'm sure they wouldn't be exposing their lives for all to see. As for the kids having chores and responsibilities,- they are preparing them for the real world, unlike what most parents are doing for their kids today- doing everything for them, giving everything to them, making excuses for them and letting them run wild. Are you worried she's more of a woman than you are for being able to manage a family of that magnitude? You should be. Or maybe you are jealous that her husband still finds her to be so attractive after so many years and just as many children. Does your husband still look at you with that twinkle in his eye or does he eat dinner, "veg" in front of the tube and fall asleep in the recliner? Maybe he stays up late after you've gone to bed and "surfs" the net… yeah,…MILF-hunting. You should write a blog more about your own life and experiences, maybe then you would find your "big joke" after all.
 
christine
2 yearss ago
Charming.