Say WHAT?!?! 8 Lines Men Shouldn't Use During Sex

There are some things a man can say that will leave a positive, lasting impression on a lady during "the act:" "You're so beautiful." "I love you." "You are awesome."

Then there are some things a guy can say that will stop everything in their tracks. Here are 8:

8. Oooh, your stomach reminds me of Play-Doh. Squish! Squish!

7. You remind me of my grandmother. Especially your thighs.

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6. Can I call you Mommy? Pweeease?!

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5. I'll be Frodo; you be Sam. Take me to your Shire.

4. I put my WHAT in your WHAT?!?!

3. We'd better hurry; Three and a Half Men is coming on in... seven minutes!

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2. I think I have food poisoning... BLARGH!!!

1. To be honest, I'd rather watch curling.

What's the worst thing someone's said to you during sex? Or to your "friend?"

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Mindy
2 yearss ago

"HOW many kids have you had?"

feisty.melissa
2 yearss ago

While standing there butt naked next to the TV my boyfriend at the time said "can you move I'm really trying to finish this level of Grand Theft Auto and your blocking the screen"

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