The 7 Creepiest Dolls on eBay

With the recession still rearing its ugly head, no one would blame you for looking on eBay for a deal or two on toys.  But have you seen the toys that are available on eBay?  Or more to the point, the dolls?  They are some of the creepiest figures you'll ever see.  So, of course, we decided to share the creepiest of them all.  You're welcome.

#7:

What It's Supposed to Be

A marionette of a soldier.

What It Is

Its pockmarked skin, porn 'stache, and beady blue eyes scream child molestor.  In puppet form, huzzah!

#6:

What It's Supposed to Be

A chubby sailor baby.

What It Is

The doll that comes to life at night and eats your insides.

#5:

What It's Supposed to Be

A charming sock puppet monkey

What It Is

Your child's worst Wizard-of-Oz nightmare.

#4:

What It's Supposed to Be

Marie Osmond's adorable interpretation of spring and new life

What It Is

A baby's head in a basket.  As if Marie Osmond herself wasn't creepy enough...

#3:

What's It's Supposed to Be

A beautiful doll for your daughter to proudly display upon her vanity.

What It Is

Joan Crawford's evil doll offspring (those eyebrows!)

#2:

What It's Supposed to Be

An antique doll.

What It Is

A burn victim.

#1:

What It's Supposed to Be

Your guess is as good as ours!

What It Is

Baby Broken Arms, now with crappy ribbon to keep limbs in place!